Captain Anna Banana!
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22. Michigan.
Cosmetologist. Artist. Animal Activist. Business Owner. Bunny enthusiast. Student. Musician. Gamer. Lover. Goofball.

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underneaththegoldensky:

Bar night!

underneaththegoldensky:

Love this crazy girl.

running4thehigh:

Just in case no one told you today:

  • Good morning
  • You’re beautiful
  • I love you
  • Nice butt

(via justcoveritinfrosting)

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

donglek:

megustamemes:

It’s more disturbing with the USB cable plugged in.

NO

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steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

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I’m Madison Montgomery. I make seven million dollars a picture. I have two Teen Choice Awards. My mother put me to work ever since I could talk. I hated it. The last time I saw her, she snorted half my coke and then let the cops bust me for it. I am a millennial. Generation Y; born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11, give or take. They call us the global generation. We are known for our entitlement and narcissism. But it seems our one defining trait is a numbness to the world. An indifference to suffering. And that’s the rub of all this, isn’t it? I can’t feel shit. I can’t feel anything. We think that pain is the worst feeling. It isn’t. How could anything be worse than this eternal silence inside of me. I used to not eat for days, or eat like crazy then stick my fingers down my throat. Now no matter how much I binge I can’t fill this hole inside me. I can’t take it anymore. I think I’m going batshit.

(Source: loveonstereo, via theboywiththekittentattoo)

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jackbarab0ner:

s3xnoise:

iwrestledabootyonce:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:


OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

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IM ADDING TO THE PRICELESS STATUSES 

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MY GOD IT’S THE QUEEN OF SASS 

me

no just her bye

(via anawkwardintrovert)

wolfenartistofhetastuck: capsiclesandironhearts:

#the moment the world fell in love with steve rogers

#the fact that they made us all love him BEFORE he was Captain America

(Source: marioncotillard, via that-guy-called-scott)

lindsaylohoean:

me when someone keeps making jokes about something that im really passionate about

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sixthgracler:

when your mom starts telling embarrassing stories at family dinner

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cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

(via jive-sire)

uglyaustralian:

tumblr users that id like to become friends with but i dont want to annoy them? yeah i gotta few..

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officialwhitegirls:

when kids don’t listen to you and think its funny to disobey what youre telling them

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(via jive-sire)

biologytextbook:

a support group for people who began using popular slang ironically but now cannot stop

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